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About the Game:
Unfortunately I’m not sure where the new hotel is, it was too dark to see, I’m assuming it’s off the northern coast where the older hotel and tram are. It started at a diner I’ve never been to. I was eating with my mom and we were waiting for our food when a bizarre and totally inappropriate version of netflix was on TV waiting for an episode to be chosen.
 
ENTER MALL WORLD HACK

 
It was all porn and my mom commented something I don’t remember but it was out of character. The window to my direct left was riddled with bullet holes, and I felt really uncomfortable. Next I was in the elevator, it was mirrored with red carpet and gold handrails, and came out on the roof. It was night, no moon. Next I walked into a a room that had roof access. There was a woman wrapped in a white translucent sack and she was tied up. She didn’t seem to be in danger. Somehow I knew she was dressed like Harley Quinn. I seemed to know her and joked flirtilly but didn’t help. Kid rock was there. He said hey Harley” and then a bunch of costume partygoers came in. They were joined by a man I don’t remember the details of, but he pointed at me. I got nervous and tried to bolt for the door but the other partygoers surrounded me and stopped me. A short man like an older, uglier Danny DeVito with no neck, just a cone of fat for a head and wild dark greying hair walked up. He was dressed like a doctor and he was holding a syringe and injected me in my arm with mystery fluid. I started to feel sick, but they let me go and I ran out the door, across a well developed observation deck with trees and a fence. On the other side of the fence there was some nature scaping with trees and stuff. Kid Rock followed me. We talked about Trump and he asked if I thought he would be coming back. I said no, and he asked “like a lame duck?” I responded with “yeah, kinda like that.” Then I felt like I couldn’t go on and collapsed from the drugs near the stairs to a gazebo. There was a drain under one of the steps. In it my eyes found a half-eaten discarded burrito in foil, then to the left there was a tiny bright blue bird with black feet and wings bigger than its body folded behind its back.
 

Mall world hack